How many times have you scanned profiles in Second Life and  just found yourself laughing.  I have nearly  spit coffee on my screen, let out a small scream of laughter and , dare I say it, tinkled a bit from  laughing too hard.  I wouldn’t have nearly enough room in my profile to  share some of the things I read so I decided , why not!! this is my website.I will just make a page for  them. Read it if you care to,  close it down if you don’t. But I guarantee you, if you do read, You will find something that just tickles your funny bone the right way.   If you found anything you think is note worthy, you know who  I am in second life,  drop me a notecard!!

This is the one that made laugh at its simplicity and laugh and laugh and I’ll laugh some more tomorrow over it.


Procrastinators Unite….later


Life can be forgettable. It’s easy to be a slave to routine. Humdrum. Before you know it you’re stuck doing a job that makes your inner child cry and you welcome a fire drill just to see daylight. You judge success in likes, mentions and follows as life passes by like some silent movie. But average doesn’t have to win. We got this. So forget the forgettable, the mundane, the ‘but what will the neighbours think?’. Give the middle of the road the middle finger! Screw it – Lets Ride.


(_!_)                        (__!__)             
regular arse             fat arse 

(!)                               (_*_)
tight arse                sore arse

(_o_)                      (_e=mc2_) 
well used arse        smart arse

and the best one:      (_x_)

                                 kiss my arse



Right now 85,000,000 ppl are having sex…62,000,000 are kissing… 40,000,000 are cuddling…and 1nosey fucker is reading profiles, u hang in there sunshine, there’s hope for u yet!…lol.


1) FINE: This the word women use to end an argument when she knows she is right and you need to shut up.

2) NOTHING: means something & you need to be worried.

3) GO AHEAD: this is a dare, not permission. Do not do it.

4) WHATEVER: A woman’s way of saying screw you.

5) THAT’S OKAY: She is thinking long and hard on how and when you will pay for your mistake.

This is not a compliment. She’s amazed that one person could be so stupid.


“Girls know at once whether they want to fuck, marry, or kill a guy.

  Which begs the question: how am I doing?”